Love, Peace or Else: Who Ya Got?

cup-of-joeI don’t have the patience for Instant Karma, so Love can rescue me anytime Love wants to! You grab the margaritas, I’ll start up the
Jacuzzi, and we’ll get this rescue party started right. But can Love rescue the world? Throw a rock in the air and it’ll hit someone
or some country trying to curb-stomp Love into oblivion. Love has had its back up, its back up against the wall so many times that
it has sheet rock permanently embedded between its shoulder blades, yet it always heeds the battle call. Some have a love/hate relationship with Love. Love loves hate and hate hates Love. I just blew your mind, I know, but try to keep up. Can we truly be ONE tonight if the troops of hatred are on the ground beneath her feet and about to dig into your soul, not to mention launching a grenade up your Vorsprung durch Technik?  Whether it be Putin on the hits in the Ukraine, North Korea’s famine fetish, the entire continent of Africa or your little cubicle of a black jaded heart, LOVE has the power to break the monster’s back. Sometimes we all want to check out and get it wrong, especially Friday nights after 3 or 4 Scorpion Bowls. When your rocket is at the fun fair and he’s standing at full attention, looking around the bar like he just doesn’t care…it’s time to go home for some peace…OR ELSE. Take a page out of my book, put LOVE on speed dial and give him a call. It’s toll free, and if you call within the next ten minutes, he’ll even throw in an extra bottle of forgiveness at no extra charge. So, what do you say, daughters of Zion and sons of Abraham? Can we give LOVE a try? No? Then, screw!  ;)

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  • #7214

    joepit
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    I don’t have the patience for Instant Karma, so Love can rescue me anytime Love wants to! You grab the margaritas, I’ll start up the Jacuzzi, and we’l
    [See the full post at: Love, Peace or Else: Who Ya Got?]

    #7216

    Chris
    Participant

    This is just weird ! I liked the questions better ! However : Thumbs up !

    #7218

    joepit
    Moderator

    Nothing weird about Love, Chris. It can save everything, including this blog. ;)

    #7219

    Leeny
    Participant

    How your wife has stayed with you all these years is a mystery to me.

    #7220

    joepit
    Moderator

    It’s not because of my incredible blogging skills, that we know. She does move in Mysterious Ways. ;)

    #7221

    Leeny
    Participant

    The fact that she is moving at all and not in a straight jacket is mysterious enough for me.

    #7222

    joepit
    Moderator

    Who says she isn’t in one? ;)

    #7223

    Leeny
    Participant

    Way too much info, Joe.

    I don’t know if I can take it.

    #7224

    joepit
    Moderator

    It’s simple Leeny, I wanted love, she wanted Else, so to keep the peace…straight to strait jacket city she went! ;)

    #7235

    Cheryl Connor
    Participant

    I am too tired to write a reply but saying this so you know i have read your amazing blog Joe!

    #7236

    joepit
    Moderator

    Well Cheryl, I’m too exhausted to comment on your comment, but just wanted to let you know I read it. ;)

    #7237

    Pam
    Participant

    Joe, that´s a great blog about a topic that is so essential for mankind! When we look at the world we often see “else” instead of love and peace, because hope and history don´t rhyme. But when love comes to town, if love doesn´t turn to rust and if we feel loved love is the song that we hear in our heads.

    #7239

    joepit
    Moderator

    You’re right Pam about “Else.” It does seem to always be in the headlines, but Love always prevails.

    #7240

    Leeny
    Participant

    You’re probably going to hate me for this, but…
    Remember the golden calf from the Exodus story? Do you think they named her Elsie?

    #7247

    joepit
    Moderator

    This is worse than any pun I’ve ever come up with! ;)

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