U2 Confesssional Box!

U2CONFESSStudies say that a U2 sin is committed every 3.33 seconds worldwide. Go into the
week cleansed and confess your most outrageous, hysterical, funny U2 sinful
ways here at U2radio.com’s U2 Confessional. Remember, what happens in the confessional box, does not stay faraway or so close!
Mine:  I was listening to “Even Better than the Real Thing” while going through a drive thru the other day, and after placing my order, I had to wait in front of the call box while the cars in front of me received their orders. Not knowing the
call box was still on, I continued my horrific singing at the top of my lungs.
So locked into the song, I didn’t even ask why the girl was laughing when I paid
for my order. It wasn’t until I got home that I realized one of the employees
wrote: “Your singing is not better than the real thing.” on my coffee cup.
Laughing so hard, coffee spewed out of my mouth onto my 7 year old’s artwork
from school. Embarrassed, I told him I accidentally spilled coffee on it. He
bought it.  I feel shame!

Now it’s your turn.  Leave a comment about your funniest, craziest, saddest, most hysterical U2 sinful ways and feel cleansed.

Longtime fan. Sixth grade teacher, married and have a 7 year old boy who is also a huge fan...he didn't have a choice.

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    joepit
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    Studies say that a U2 sin is committed every 3.33 seconds worldwide. Go into the week cleansed, and confess your most outrageous, hysterical, funny U2
    [See the full post at: U2 Confesssional Box!]

    #7388

    Pam
    Participant

    What a funny story, Joe! I have to admit that I once tried to imagine how famous opera singers like Plácido Domingo or Anna Netrebko would deliver opera versions of rock songs like Elevation and Vertigo. I was singing with a lot of vibrato, which sounded absolutely stupid (of course I was alone in the house).

    And one week before Easter I have to get rid of another sin: When U2 played Ultraviolet in Berlin many fans, including myself, illuminated the stadium with beautiful red light by bending a sort of plastic stick filled with liquid. Before the 360 show in Vienna a German U2 site announced that these lights would be forbidden for reasons of safety (somebody had thrown one of them onto the stage). In Berlin I really loved the atmosphere and I wanted to show that red light in Vienna again. When I smuggled it into the stadium the security man (who controlled everyone´s bags) didn´t discover that illegal thing, because I had wrapped it with a thick pullover. But during Ultraviolet I saw nobody hold a red light and standing in the inner circle´s front row (near to a security man) I finally didn´t dare to do anything forbidden.

    #7389

    joepit
    Moderator

    For shame Pam! Bringing a red light into the concert when 90,000 others are smuggling in Xanex & wine! You are forgiven. ;).

    #7390

    Leeny
    Participant

    I’ve become obsessed with fly swatters.
    I now own 905 of them, and have claimed the expense as a deduction on my tax form as they are a mental health necessity.

    #7391

    Pam
    Participant

    90,000 others smuggled Xanex & wine into the stadium and nobody invited me to try these forbidden things?? That´s a shame! ;)

    Anyway, I´m glad that I´m forgiven. Now I can start the Holy Week with a clear conscience.

    #7392

    Chris
    Participant

    She passed by and wild thoughts escaped…BUT I felt like Achtung Baby, actually…I’m not sad at all for God Part II….I wrote about it to get over it, still didn’t ..! Thanks U2 ! The sin is that I didn’t actually DO anything !!!
    Shame on me ! Oh well…If her father wouldn’t have been there…damn it !!!

    #7393

    joepit
    Moderator

    Leeny, you can send in the Swat Team, no one can stop The Fly! Remember, every artist is an animal & every “Real” U2 fan loves The Fly! ;)

    #7394

    joepit
    Moderator

    Chris, wild thoughts are a part of life. Your penance is to become a Tibetan Monk and never leave the Dali Lama’s side…SINNER! ;)

    #7395

    joepit
    Moderator

    Pam, they were too drunk! ;)

    #7396

    Chris
    Participant

    I’m alright with that…I saw Dali last night…He was trying to throw his arms around a girl….I’m sure I have a lot to learn from him !!!!!

    #7397

    Pam
    Participant

    @joepit said:
    Pam, they were too drunk! ;)

    Joe, now I understand why they were so impolite. ;)

    #7398

    Leeny
    Participant

    I’ve added a trip to a certain Waffle House in St Louis to my bucket list when instead I should be building Waffle Houses in Africa.

    #7399

    joepit
    Moderator

    Waffle Houses in Africa would get destroyed by the…. Wait for it…. THE FLY!

    #7400

    Chris
    Participant

    They would be turned into…wait for it….Discotheques !!!!!

    #7401

    Chris
    Participant

    When the Fly comes on..of course !!!

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