Can U2 Flavored Ice Cream Save The World?

U2-coffeeWhen I look at the world I see one thing…ICE CREAM! Who doesn’t like ice cream?

I, for one cannot get enough of that lovey, dovey stuff. So, today I am going to ice cream out loud and say that all the problems of the world can be solved over a bowl of The Sweetest Thing.

The conflict between Israel and Palestine can be solved over a scoop faster than Gaza can strip. Put a bowl of candy floss ice cream in front of Putin, and the Russia/Ukraine dispute is resolved before the bowl gets licked.

Now, Bono can’t personally resolve every problem worldwide – if he could we would have had the new CD three years ago – that’s where U2 ice cream comes into action.

July is National Ice Cream month, and what better way to solve the world’s problems than by launching a new brand of flavor flav, U2 style! The world would be much better off if two scoops beat as one.

Without further ado, here are the newest U2 inspired flavors that are coming to an ice cream truck near you.

Sundae Bloody Sundae
Lemon Sorbet
Cappuccino line on the Horizon
Original of the Reese’s Pieces
Rum days are better than others
Peach Sequence
One Green Tea Hill
A Day without coffee
Miss Pistachio
German Chocolate Cake up Dead Man
Trash, Trampoline & Party Chocolate Swirl
Cookie Dough Delight my way (Ultraviolet)
Beautiful Sorbet
Almond Praline on me
Honeydew you feel loved?
Mudpie Will Follow
Papayahweh
Pecan & Woman
With or Without Tiramisu
Bullet the Blueberry Sky
Cantaloupe help falling in love
Lime Not Your Baby!
Fig swirls are best
Nutcracker Suitest Thing
Plum

Sure, these U2 titled flavors are ridiculously stupid, but isn’t fighting over land borders just as ridiculously stupid? Imagine if two people with different opinions sat across from each other with nothing more than a bowl of ice cream and began to communicate.

My guess is that they would quickly realize that they are more similar than different. I don’t have time for lactose intolerance, never-mind border intolerance.

I can’t believe the news today or the past few weeks. We need more ice cream and fewer bullets, bombs and tanks. Love and Peace or Ice Cream is what I say. The goal is a bowl!

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  • #10680

    joepit
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    When I look at the world I see one thing…ICE CREAM! Who doesn’t like ice cream? I, for one cannot get enough of that lovey, dovey stuff. So, today I
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    #10683

    Chris
    Participant

    Holy Joe brought us Champagne and Ice Cream !!! I totally agree..Thumbs Up !

    #10686

    Pam
    Participant

    Sounds very yummy, Joe! :) When I read about all those great sorts of U2 ice cream I have to look for a truck that offers those sweetest things. Maybe we can also try following U2 inspired flavors on these hot summer days:
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    Electrical Mocha
    Even Better Than The Ordinary Hazelnut
    If You Eat That Apricot
    White As A Milk Shake
    Best Nougat On Earth
    All Because Of A Raspberry
    Moment Of Dark Chocolate
    Strawberry Falls From The Sky
    The Unforgettable Apple Pie
    Unknown Surprise

    #10687

    Leeny
    Participant

    So what are you saying, Joe?
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    Whirled peas ice cream, not just for the ones who kneel, but everyone?

    #10688

    SPun2U
    Key Master

    Okay, DQ is on my way home today. This post is making crave ice cream.

    #10689

    Leeny
    Participant

    Now you have me wondering:
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    Might Alex have actually descended into hell for a pint of Ben and Jerry’s?
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    Nah! T’would be all melted. It’s hotter than hell down there.

    #10690

    joepit
    Moderator

    Kevin, grab me a half & half with Jimmies. ;)

    #10691

    joepit
    Moderator

    Leeny, classic. Love it!

    #10692

    joepit
    Moderator

    Pam, great additions as always.

    #10693

    Pam
    Participant

    Thanks Joe!

    #10694

    Chris
    Participant

    Here he comes….Holy Joe ! What a great track…very underrated ! Should have been on the album..not just on the Japan-release !!!

    #10695

    joepit
    Moderator

    I agree Chris. We’re getting closer Chris!

    #10697

    Chris
    Participant

    We’re getting closer to what’s true..Gonna find…More U2 with you !!!

    #10698

    joepit
    Moderator

    Chris, next job is to find a way to get you to a show.

    #10699

    SPun2U
    Key Master

    New flavor coming with the new release this fall: “Get on your cones” huh huh what yea think, Joe? Kind of weak but I tried. ;-)

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