Facebook has about 1.2 billion users around the world, but as far as we know, none of them are named Paul Hewson, Dave Evans, Larry Mullen or Adam Clayton while also being part of a band named U2.

Sure, the band has an official Facebook page … but what if the guys in the band were on Facebook, too? Can you imagine the conversations they’d have with one another? Kelly Eddington can and does, in the newest installment of Achtoon Baby.