Sure I can pick you up at the mall, I’ll be right there. Let me get the door for you. As soon as I put my seatbelt on, we can head out. I know we just met, but you look so incredibly hot! I hope you don’t think I’m being too forward, but should we do it right here in the car or wait until we get back to my place? You’re right, my place has more options, I like the way you’re thinking. Don’t mind my schoolboy giddiness, it’s been a while. Actually, it’s been five long years. You too? The last time I did this, it wasn’t really that magnificent, so I’m hoping this time will be better. Just sit back and relax. How about some music for the ride, any preferences? Leonard Cohen, really?  Here we are, let’s go inside and get this party started. I’m thinking a nice bottle of red, you? Guinness, and keep them coming? You got it. Have a seat and get comfortable. Listen, I’m really not into chit chat, so let me cut right to the chase, I like it loud, can you get loud? Screw the neighbors, I’ve earned this. If I don’t go crazy tonight, I will go crazy. I’m nervous, can you tell? You’re nervous, too? Alright, here I go. Oh, that is sooooo nice. I like what you’re doing there. YES! YES! DON’T STOP! Another hour of this is going to be fantastic.

(An hour later) That was Incredible, even better than the real thing. My God, I didn’t think it could be that good. I’m going to let you rest. Tomorrow, we’ll do it all over again, but in the car this time, OK?

How are you planning on spending your 1st night with your new U2 CD?  😉