Barbara, Santa Barbara
Barbara, Santa Barbara
Barbara, Santa Barbara
Barbara, Santa Barbara
Barbara, Santa Barbara
Barbara, Santa Barbara
Barbara, Santa Barbara
Barbara, Santa Barbara
Barbara, Santa Barbara
Barbara, Santa Barbara

I thought it was Santa Clause?  😉

Apparently tomorrow is Christmas & if you’re like me, you haven’t done one ounce of shopping. Do not fret my fellow U2 procrastinators, here are some easy last minute Christmas gifts for the U2 fan in your life. Some assembly may be acquired.

The 360 tour stage-How cool would this be!  You know this thing is just rotting away in some Belgian warehouse.  Sure, wrapping it would be a bitch and it would take up space in 5 of your neighbor’s back yards, but who cares, it’s a part of rock history!  Plus, diving off the moving bridge into your neighbor’s pool makes it a must have for all seasons.

Bono’s Bike-Who needs a Trabant when you can go eco friendly and get Bono’s bike?  So what if the handle bars are mangled and the wheels aren’t turning because Bono was upside down and unconscious lying on them, you cannot let this gift “Ride” by.

Blue mink Ford with the Registration 1385-WZ–  Sure it’s a little morbid, but what better way to celebrate the birth of Christ than with scraps from the car that caused so much death.   Irony times infinity.

Cedarwood Road Sign–  My guess is that the Cedarwood Road sign has been stolen about 50 times since September making it, Where the street has no name, which probably has driven up the cost of the sign, but who wouldn’t want the street sign of where Bono grew up?  Turn that war zone in Bono’s teens into the perfect stocking stuffer.

The Chandelier from the Crystal ballroom- Name me a U2 fan that wouldn’t want to get their hands on the light that set the mood that helped create the light known as Bono…you can’t.

Merry Christmas!