When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. When Dallas Schoo throws tidbits of a possible new U2 release by Christmas, I AM THAT SEAGULL and will follow his words into any sea, ocean, tributary, puddle or bathtub with a leaky faucet. Even the hint of a new U2 release has me adjusting my list for Santa, it reads…”I WANT NOTHING ELSE….EXCEPT THE NEW U2 CD!

Speaking of leaky faucets, there’s something in the U2 Kool-Aid that requires everyone close to the band to let the An Cat Dubh about any upcoming event out of the bag. Listen, we get nothing from that empty suit of a manager, Guy Oseary, so what’s even better than the real thing, Dallas Schoo. Guy’s been around for a cup of coffee, Dallas has been there from soup to nuts and there are a lot of nuts out there in U2’s world, me being one of them. If Dallas says that U2’s next CD “Could” be out by Christmas, there has to be a 33.3 (see what I did there;)) % chance that it will be released by then, right? I’m already preparing for the next tour and the current tour hasn’t even concluded yet.

Screw my front teeth…ALL I WANT IS YOU AND MY NEW U2 FOR CHRISTMAS!