As if U2 didn’t love Boston enough, have you seen that Bono has teamed up with the bad boys of Boston, Aerosmith! That’s right, Steven Tyler says, Walk this Way and Bono does just that. You know what says, “Aerosmith” more than Steven Tyler’s huge lips and their great rock sound….his trademark mic scarf. For […]
Read MoreBono’s Atomic Bomb!
Your Spanish Eyes will not believe this! Listen, I thought I’ve seen it all in regards to U2, but this takes the sh*t, I mean, cake. Spain is bringing in the heat for this holiday season by producing a Christmas ornament of Bono dropping an atomic bomb. I don’t want this, I NEED THIS hanging […]
Read MoreDid U2 Morph into Kiss?
And here I thought that U2 had turned into some 21st century tree hugging environmentalists? Have you heard about this, “commemorative ticket?” Remember back in the day, you’d just shove that creased up old, grubby ticket stub in a ratty, old shoebox and forget about it….forever, me too, but now we have the Internet and […]
Read MoreU2 gets “BUS”TED!
All aboard the party bus! Have you seen this, a party bus, U2 style! U2 & Apple launched “The Experience Bus” this past week in London where fans can come aboard and experience U2’s, “Song for Someone” in virtual reality. Quite the innovative way to “experience” a song from the group that were around when […]
Read MoreAnother Brick from the Wall?!
Disclaimer: I’m not a collectable guy and now that we have that tidbit out of the way, a simple question: ARE YOU PEOPLE ON DOPE? Seriously, are you smoking the pipe? It’s a F*CKING WALL! Apparently, part of the dismantled wall from the infamous Windmill Lane, where U2 rehearsed, will be auctioned off for charity […]
Read MoreMerry X-MAS!?
When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. When Dallas Schoo throws tidbits of a possible new U2 release by Christmas, I AM THAT SEAGULL and will follow his words into any sea, ocean, tributary, puddle or bathtub with a leaky faucet. Even the hint […]
Read MoreVERY EPIC!?
Not just Epic….VERY EPIC! That is what the king of hyperbole is calling U2’s next CD, Songs of Experience…VERY EPIC! Let’s add that to the list of catch paraphrases that Bono has used for past U2 releases, such as: “It’s an experiment in experimentation” for Pop to “Emmmm, we’re not too sure how this will […]
Read MoreAmerica’s an Idea?
“America’s not a country, America’s an idea!” Interestingly enough, when Bono yells these words through his megaphone as more and more bullets are flying through our red, white and blue skies, he’s sitting comfortably behind his barricade of wealth. I can see his private planes red, orange glow, as I’m running scared in the valley […]
Read MoreActivist Fans, Really?
Unless you are a mole living in a hole, let me clue you into something…..AMERICA HAS A PROBLEM WITH GUNS! BIG TIME! Bono often says, that he’s proud of his activist fans, well fans, what have you done for Bono, lately? You’ve joined One. You buy from Red. You’ll spend half the day trolling Facebook […]
Read MoreCalm down, U2 Fans!
You gotta love U2 fans. This past week, Boston’s own, Harmonix, the creator of Rock Band, stated that U2 will be a part of Rock Band 4, sending U2 nation into a lathered frenzy. Ironically, fans of the most ironic band, still have rotary phones in their homes, AOL email addresses and only know how […]
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