So now after stuffing your face for four straight days with stuffing over Thanksgiving, you’re stuck in a recliner you can’t get out of and can barely move. I know the feeling, but have no fear my overstuffed friends, U2radio.com has the U2 workout that will help shed those pounds you’ve gained eating those 12 pieces […]
Read MoreI Am Thankful For U2!
Tomorrow being Thanksgiving here in the United States, I thought it would be the perfect time to say what I am thankful for in the U2 world. I am thankful for… U2 introducing me to a map. Without U2, I would probably still think that Sarajevo, El Salvador & Burma were cigars rather than places. Making NLOTH. Without this bomb, […]
Read MoreU2 Confessional Is Now Open!
I haven’t prayed this much since eighth grade Pre-Algebra. I’m hopeful however, that these prayers will get answered. Hey, since we’re all praying for Bono’s speedy recovery, U2radio.com wants to reopen the U2radio.com U2 confessional. It’s been several months since our last confessional and quite frankly, you people disgust me with your sinful ways. So, […]
Read MoreNo Bono line on the Band Aid Horizon!
New plague means a new version of Band Aid’s, Do They Know it’s Christmas Time. Nothing says holiday gift like Ebola. As Ebola rips its way through Western Africa and into the psyche of the world, you knew Band Aid couldn’t be too far behind, right? Like you, I watched the original on MTV & […]
Read MoreThe U2 Challenge!
My good friend @U2threechords on Twitter challenged his followers the other day to unleash their collective brain power and decipher a few U2 anagrams. Needless to say, Twitter hell was unleashed and answers came flying in worldwide. Not really, it was me and two others, but it was a lot of fun, so I am […]
Read MoreHow To Tell If You Are “Truly” A U2 Fan!
Have you ever met someone that said they were a U2 fan and then you threw a couple of softball questions at them to see if they are “Truly” a U2 fan? No, just me? Well, this actually did happen to me, but it didn’t involve U2, it involved another musical group I love, KISS! […]
Read MoreWhat if Jesus and God weren’t U2 Fans?
Wouldn’t it be ironic if Jesus and God were not U2 fans? Talk about a slap across U2’s collective Baby Face! Think about it…for forty years, U2 has worked hard at breaking down the Bible, searching for the perfect Scripture, trying to find a rhyming word for Gomorrah, trying to incorporate the “Burning Bush” story […]
Read MoreWhy Isn’t Everyone Like This?
Great question, Bono! That’s the last line in the latest Rolling Stone U2 article published last week, “Why isn’t everyone like this?” Sure I don’t have a bazillion dollars at my disposal ( I think I over drafted my checking account last week) or 12 assistants to do all your menial jobs like laundry, cook or pick up the […]
Read MoreSee China’s Fortune Cookie Right In Front of You!
The only thing hotter right now than U2 is the Kung Pao Chicken I had the other night. Follow that up with about 22 Peking Raviolis and a couple of Scorpion bowls and needless to say, I was good to go. Then, I opened up my fortune cookie and it read: “You too, will have […]
Read MoreBono’s Not In “Shape!”
“God knows it’s not easy, taking on the shape of someone else’s pain.” You know why God knows it’s not easy? Because God failed Geometry! Have you ever seen a dodecagon? If that’s the shape of someone else’s pain, kill me now! It’s true that most relationships are not in ship-shape condition, and sure we […]
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