The good news, Bono doesn’t have Ebola, which was floating around social media last week. The bad news, Bono does have glaucoma, which he revealed on the Graham Norton show the other day. Listen, I know U2 is out of sight, but this goes too far. There’s more to this story that meets the eye. […]
Read MoreYour Voices Will Be Heard…So Be Nice!
“Your voices will be heard!” I’ve heard some of you sing, it may be best to leave the singing to Bono while you hum silently along. More often than not, the voice(s) that are heard are the ones that remain echoing inside, destroying people. An annual theme for October is National Bully Awareness Month and […]
Read More81 Million & Counting!
81 million! Let that number soak in for a minute….81 million people have experienced Songs of Innocence so far. The three U2 haters worldwide will scoff at that number claiming victory because the number isn’t a gazillion or that blah, blah, blah, whatever other drivel they can imagine to validate their pathetic lives. 81 million! […]
Read MoreThe Five U2 Lyrics On My Horizon!
For almost a month now, I’ve been telling anybody & everybody who will listen & a few who won’t, how unbelievable SOI is. I’ve listed my reasons why, the number one being that I feel it is U2’s best work lyrically. Period! Today, I share with you the top 5 lyrics that have taken this […]
Read MoreU2’s Most Uncomfortable Song!
It’s time to talk about the elephant in the U2 room, and that’s “Sleep Like a Baby Tonight“. Is there any other song off the new CD that makes you more uncomfortable than SLABT? One of the problems is that it’s so good – I love it and hate it at the same time, if […]
Read MoreHey U2 Fans, It’s No Longer 1991!
I am declaring that music is no longer subjective! That’s right, Matial Law has been declared. Curfews are in effect. I am the John Lithgow to your Kevin Bacon’s Footloose. When The Edge said, “If you don’t like U2 music, you’re not trying hard enough,” he was addressing the haters. I’m talking to the fans […]
Read MoreNo GA Line on the Horizon!
Did you know that the average person spends approximately two years of their lives waiting in line, which conveniently provides me a reason to never, ever join a GA line for a U2 show. Say it ain’t so, Joe! Oh, it is so and you know why I refuse to be part of any GA line, […]
Read MoreU2 NEEDS Weird Al Yankovic …… Again!
Does anyone hold the right to be ridiculous more dear than…three time Grammy winner, Weird Al Yankovic? If you don’t think Weird Al is a comedic, musical genius, you need to reevaluate. Just last week, Mandatory Fun, Weird Al’s 14th CD, was released and immediately went to number one on the Billboard top 200 list. […]
Read MoreSound The Siren(s): U2 Rumors On The Loose!
Sound the alarm – I mean the Siren! So have you heard the news today? I can’t change it or make it go away. You know…the news/rumor/innuendo that U2 will/may/probably tour or release a CD in the next few months/years/decade. You have to love sensationalism. You can’t spell hyperbole without hype. In this tabloid/TMZ/reality TV […]
Read MoreCan U2 Flavored Ice Cream Save The World?
When I look at the world I see one thing…ICE CREAM! Who doesn’t like ice cream? I, for one cannot get enough of that lovey, dovey stuff. So, today I am going to ice cream out loud and say that all the problems of the world can be solved over a bowl of The Sweetest […]
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